This is a great post by Brent Glass on Broadband Politics June 24th:
Those who follow tech policy have probably noticed that, as of this spring, an increasing hue and cry is being raised about the cost of those telecommunications services which are dubbed “special access.”
Most people’s inclination, when they hear the term “special access,” is to dismiss the issue as unimportant. After all, if it’s something “special,” it’s probably rare… so how could it be of much concern? And if it’s “special,” doesn’t this mean that it’s a boutique item that really ought to cost more?
Back in the 70’s, the late comedic actress Gilda Radner played a Saturday Night Live character named Emily Litella, who would rail on about some issue whose name and meaning she’d gotten wrong, such as “violins on TV” or the “deaf penalty.” (She probably would have misheard “special access” as “special axes;” hence the pun in the headline above.) When she suddenly realized that she had completely misunderstood what the issue was, she’d cut off her monologue with a quick “Never mind!”